He wasn't the most famous person to address Oregon university graduates this year--that honor went to FLOTUS, at Oregon State where her brother coaches basketball--but it's a good bet Michelle didn't say anything as interesting as this:
I know I'm supposed to come up here and tell you the many opportunities before you, and I'll say something about that. But I want to say something else: (takes drink of water) You might be screwed. (Laughter) You might. Be screwed."More below; but a link to the vid if you're impatient:
Jefferson Smith's Commencement Speech to UO Graduates